Posts Tagged ‘Cinco de Mayo’

Top 10 Reasons the New Office Is Better

July 23rd, 2010 by

Demolition at our new office in Midlothian is progressing nicely.  Today post two on our new office series focuses on some of the primary reasons to change locations with our…

…Top 10 Reasons the New Office Is Better:

  1. Bathroom lights are automated to be turned on and off with motion sensors.
  2. Our neighbors are actual adults who work in the space around us.
  3. Legitimate office space comes without parachute pants.
  4. The nature trail isn’t combined with the “Ghosts of the Commonwealth” walking tour.
  5. Cabs are easy to find on Cinco de Mayo.
  6. If you smile, you may observe others doing same.
  7. Company directory missing tobacco stains and axe marks.
  8. We’re plugging into the Internet.  It’s going to be big.
  9. Two words: Ugly Biscuit.
  10. Morning aromas consist of spring flowers and fresh water streams.

Tom is IFMG's General Manager. When he's not noodling through honest spreadsheets, he's at home with his wife, two girls, and BBQ. Comment on his posts and he'll share a recipe. You can follow him on Twitter @tomfeary.